Delightful Newborn Quotes
Enjoy these newborn quotes! They can serve as nice additions to a baby shower gift, text for a home-crafted card to welcome the new baby, or may simply remind you of the preciousness of each newborn baby.
We have generally categorized the newborn quotes into four groups: General Baby Quotes, Funny Baby Quotes, Mother Quotes, and Father Quotes. Many of their applications extend into other areas as well, so read them all to be sure that you’ve found the most suitable quote for your purpose.
So True! Newborn Quotes
“You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.”
“A baby is God’s way of saying the world should go on.”
"Children are poor men’s riches."
“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”
"The thing about having a baby is that thereafter you have it."
"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it!"
Humorous Newborn Quotes"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other!"
“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.”
“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
“The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.”
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one."
“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
“It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.”
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.”
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
“My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.”
“When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.”
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
"Never try to make your son or daughter another you; one is enough!"
"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething!"
"If your baby's ‘beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time’…you're the grandma!"
Doesn't everyone love to laugh? In my house, whenever I open the book, Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp, a crowd is sure to gather. Pretty soon we are all laughing so hard it hurts! Check it out for yourself at Amazon.
Only a mother...“Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.”
"If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do well matters very much."
"The bravest battle that ever was fought; Shall I tell you where and when? On the maps of the world you will find it not; it was fought by the mothers of men."
“As a mother, my job is to take care of what is possible and trust God with the impossible.”
"No man is poor who has had a Godly mother."
“Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.”
"Men are what their mothers made them."
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take."
"One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters."
"What war is to man, childbirth is to women"
"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
"The mother love is like God's love; he loves us not because we are lovable, but because it is His nature to love, and because we are His children."
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies!"
"There is none, in all this cold and hollow world, no fount of deep, strong, deathless love, save that within a mother's heart."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."
"All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother."
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
“You will always be your child's favorite toy.”
"The bearing and the training of a child are woman's wisdom."
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
So you want to be a father...“To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.”
“Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune.”
"The Hebrew word for parent is horim, and it comes from the same root as moreh, teacher. The parent is, and remains, the first and most important teacher that the child will ever have."
"The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. "
"The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any in their fathers."
"I pray you so live, that when you stand over your child's dead body, you may never hear a voice coming up from that clay, "Father, your negligence was my destruction. Mother, your prayerlessness was the instrument of my damnation."
“A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.”
"It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping."
"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
“Kids spell love T-I-M-E.”
"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," my dad would reply, "we're raising boys."
“Good, honest, hardheaded character is a function of the home. If the proper seed is sown there and properly nourished for a few years, it will not be easy for that plant to be uprooted.”
"It is a wise father that knows his own child."
"It is a wise child that knows his own father."
"He was all questions. But small boys expect their fathers to be walking lexicons, to do two jobs at once, to give replies as they are working, whether laying stones or building models...digging up a shrub, or planting flower beds...Boys have a right to ask their fathers questions...Fathers are the powers that be, and with their power and might must shelter, guard, and hold and teach and love...All men with sons must learn to do these things...Too soon, too soon, a small son grows and leaves his father's side to test his manhood's wings. "
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