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Newborn Baby Questions -
Not questions about babies BUT questions babies ask!

When most people talk about "baby questions", they are generally referring to questions they have about babies. On this site, we spend much time answering all of those questions about newborn babies.

HOWEVER...

On this page, it is time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the unusual perspective of babies. Have you ever wondered what is going on in that tiny little mind? What questions would your newborn ask if he could speak?

When you are done considering these "baby questions", perhaps you'll find the answers to your "baby questions" on the other pages of this web site! My-Newborn-Baby-Care.com intends to be a help to parents by giving common sense advice to your real infant questions - always with a touch of personality.

Here is some of that personality...

Do you suppose that your newborn baby might be asking...

Where's the variety in my diet?
What are you doing awake at two thirty-eight in the morning?
Why do my arms and legs keep doing that?
Do you act this silly around everyone else?
Where do parents come from?
Have you thanked God for me?
Can I avoid the nursery if I promise to stay quiet?
Why are your eyes so big?
What web site did your mother visit for baby care advice when you were a baby?
Are you praying for another baby like me?
Why is everyone's voice getting so high?
Why is everyone looking at me?
Why aren't you distinguishing my cry of hunger from my cry of a diaper issue?
Why do you keep saying, "There, there"?
Would you mind using a breath mint?
If you want me to learn to speak like you, why are you speaking like me?
What time do you want me to wake up in the middle of the night?
Did I have all my friends over for my birthday?
What web site did people visit for baby care advice before My-Newborn-Baby-Care.com?
Is everyone up front facing the rear of the vehicle?
Why can't I get a diaper that actually fits?
Why do all the books you read to me have only one-syllable words?
How do you guys keep from drooling down your chin?
Are you feeling that grip I'm putting on your finger?
Would you prefer that I spit-up on your left shoulder or the right?
What do you want me to be when I grow up?
Why do I need these shoes?
Did the cow really jump over the moon?
You're asking me why I sleep so much? Have you considered just how much I've grown in the past nine months?
Bbbbbbbbbbb?
Did you like the way that I screamed when the doctor poked me?
Have you guys noticed the cobwebs on the ceiling?
Why do you keep slobbering all over me?
Do I really look like you?
Where's my mommy?
Have you started saving for my college education yet?
May I have the keys tonight? Not those...the big plastic ones.
Why is my dad's face scratchy?
Will you hold me forever?
Where do babies come from?
What did you do before I came along?
How do you expect me to get anything done when you've got me all wrapped up in this blanket?
You don't mind changing diapers, do you?
Any chance I can get a chocolate pacifier?
Will you hold me tighter?

From the minds of others.....

Some of our readers also remember what is was like to have the mind of a baby! They've even offered some questions that they used to ask...(wink, wink)!

Hello! I’m here! Is this what you were expecting? ~Pam
So…this is what the outside world looks like! That womb had no view! And that birth canal…what a tight squeeze! Are my new accommodations ready now? ~Pam
Are you counting your blessings? Am I on your list? ~Pam
So why is this party called a “shower” anyway…it’s not raining!? ~Pam
(firstborn child) You do realize that you are going way overboard with all of these snapshots, right? ~Pam
(lastborn child) Hey, why aren’t there many pictures of ME in this family photo album? ~Pam
Was that noisy rumble from you? Me? ~Pam
You do know that THIS baby girl would like to have a pair of booties in every color, right? ~Pam
Will you excuse me now? I'm feeling rather sleepy and I think it's time for my n....a....p....zzzzzz. ~Pam
Why does everyone say "hi" in such a high, squeaky voice??? ~Ellen
What does "Coochy-coochy coo" mean? anybody? ~Lisa

We hope you might have enjoyed those "baby questions". Now let's more seriously answer your "baby questions" by following the links to the other pages of this site!